That's my boy

20Million is worth it...



That's my boy - Fernando Torres!

奸人坚

我最爱笑了！我喜欢笑。。。感觉超棒！

所以呢，周星星是我的最爱！他电影中的对白我可厉害咯。。。我跟朋友们都可倒背他的对白。。。夸张吧？

总之，带给我欢笑。。。快乐。。。我都喜欢。

最近，有一部香港连续剧 “奸人坚”， 超白痴，超好笑，很无厘头。。。

有句经典好搞笑。。。

“有恩不报未算差，有仇不报正人渣”

我会活学活用的。。。

《奸人坚》主题曲（黄子华演唱）歌词

賤格賤出新意思
扮笑扮喊還扮癡
奸到出汁
奸到起角
這一個奸字
臭冤像糞池
爲了一個問題
夠膽試
是有真愛嗎
世間若有情
暴雨頭上打
就當淋花
爲知己我做奸仔阿堅
我奸心奸面
用我陰招去打低妖魔鬼怪
但斷臂腳跛輸哂亦照噬
厚道浮名腳下泥
長夜晚空覓知音一個
是否錯
獨處天地
盡抛開顧忌
是有真愛嗎
讓我盡情吧
做個傻瓜

Need ur prayer

I need ur prayer...

My colleague HoSP was admitted to hospital last Friday, had an accident while on the way to work. Now he is in Intensive care unit (ICU). Still in coma condition, but there are some responce from him. Fingers, hand, leg, tongue movement. Doctor say this is sign showing good progress, means he is in waking up process.

I visited him today and saw his condition, well, is like wat doctor says... He is tough guy...can see he is putting up a good fight to wake up...way to go HoSP!

Allow you to sleep a lil' bit longer but faster wake up ya!

Be strong, be tough, ganbateh, HoSP!

May all the force be with you, may god's great power be with you!

Faster wake up, get well soon and we can play futsal again...



I promise, i won't call u "Hospital" anymore... (FYI: HoSP is short form of Hospital)

感觉瞬间（二）

上个星期回去KL应了一下。。。爸爸知道后蛮关心的。。。还一大早跟我报KL的路况，吩咐我别走哪里哪里的。。。

原本不想去应的。。。仔细的想了一想。。。还是去了一趟。。。顺道回家。

结果应了15分钟就出来了。。。应该是泡汤了吧。。。其实发现还蛮不错的。。。蛮有挑战性的。。。

希望可以吧。。。

爸爸回家第一时间就问我怎样。。。他真的希望我回归哦。。。

怎么办？我也希望可以两全其美呀。。。

神呀！救救我吧！一把年纪了。。。

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最近朋友们都爱溜达在the curve。。。那里现在超多shopping和yumcha的地方。。。

与brandon和foong还有ChinSan在the Apartment 喝茶聊天。。。

人很多。。。KL就是那么多人的一个鬼地方。。。哈哈！

在那里。。。各式各样。。。形形色色的人都有。。。

当然辣妹也多不胜数。。。什么类型都有。。。喝醉了刚呕吐完的，喝醉却以为自己没事而走的很直的。。。爆露形的。。。反正有多少本钱就露多少的。。。偏偏就露纹身图案而已的。。。超低腰的。。。后面一支花，前面丢你妈的。。。哈哈

反正就是目不暇给，眼睛好伤哦。。。人来人往，scan太多了。。。

感觉很拥挤。。。KL人多，车多，到处都塞车。。。有点不习惯。。。我会适应回这里吗？

Food poisoning - updates

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Besides ur normal pee-ing outlet, there is another one...

Start to lausai again...felt damn tired!

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20th ~ 21st Nov 2007

We whole family "kena" food poisoning... (miki family + 2 of us, 8ppl)

We had a seafood dinner, home cook of cos...after ate, all of us still normal.

Ah dear went home puke few times, and i only felt tummy bloated, hard to get sleep.

Suddenly middle of the nite, i woke up and walk towards toilet and puke...

Both of us rest at home for 2days...kelian sial!

Something funny is we still can call our family member to ask how many times u vomitted or lausai-ed...hahahha....can compare...

Really have no idea wat causes this...but suspected too much seafood intake gua...(hopefully not the home made cake...hahhaha)

Well, hope all of us get well soon...

Jack's home make cake

Someone's birthday is around the corner? Bored with secret recipe, nadaje, italy bakery?

Why not do it your own? Its easy, damn easy...to make a delicious cake without any hassle...no oven needed. all you need is some simple things.

Let me show you some tips...

Ingredient:

1. Ice-kling in a box - 2boxes
2. Silver bird cake - 2boxes
3. Smarties / M&M - 2packets
4. Oreo biscuit - 2packets

Steps:

1. Korek your ice-kling a big hole.
2. Put in the silver bird cake.
3. Smash ur Oreo biscuit, pour all over on ice-kling.
4. Cover back the cake with ice-kling.
5. Then pour again Oreo biscuit.
6. Put back in fridge.
7. Pour smarties or M&M b4 serving.

Like how? see pictures...



Home made cake



PaPa worried face...



Must eat fast fast cos its melting...



Look inside...



Melting...



Not bad huh?

To get full recipe, pls call me for details... =P

I'm cool

I must admit, I'm cool! Dead cool...but i dun take drugs!



During some break time conversation, one of the colleague ask me, how & what is the feeling after taking vitamin E? He look at me and hopefully i can answer him...WTF? Me is kuai-chai leh...i dun take drugs and I DO NOT know wat is the feeling and DUN intend to know...

FCUK...i swear, i joke, i hanky-panky, i lied......sometimes, i even look crazy but definitely I dun try all these shits...

NO! NO! I'm healthy shit...i play sports...

STAY AWAY FROM DRUGS!

Ha Ha Ha.....So Happy!

eh bang...*scratch head* wat is this? (internal joke)



OMG...this is....this is...i......i.....i...pod shuffle leh...





Yes! is mine, is mine...

I won a IPOD shuffle in my company's photography competition...so happy lorrrrr!



Some more my leng chai MD present the prize to me lorrr...i get to shake his hand lorrr...



It's 1GB, i know is not enough, my ah dear LC me with her 30GB IPOD video, I know...ur one is geng la...k?!

I know is nothing compare to those who won it 2years ago from the "coca-cola thirst for passion" sms competition...i know u guys using it n-years ago...but mine is small, compact, and it's 2nd generation...chui meh?!

This is the most expensive prize i won till now...i so happy lorrr...but i would like to stress that i won it with my "clever-ness", "smart-ness", "hardwork-ness"...never say die attitude.

I can tell you...all competition is unfair one...is waste of time to try if you having the "try-la" attitude, you will never win it...cos every competition is very "dark" one...u know wat i mean? ;)

After nearly a year...

I received my wedding photos from my friend...lately...real late...

Da jie......if i Ho-Mia i become daddy liao lorrr....now only send to me...

Anyway, thanks...la...hahahah

It's from my primary school classmate (1993 - 6KB class), a lot of leng lui...

Danny weds Zoey

~~Sheng-Jee Dou~~



~~Open up~~



Congratulations to my brother, Danny Kwan!



11/11/2007, Danny weds Zoey

We(hingdai & groom) need to reach before 8am at brides place. We gathered at groom's house 6.45am and groom went out to tabao breakfast for us...kesian...

After breakfast, all hingdais start to warm-up liao. We joke around, playing around while waiting groom to get ready and start rolling.


We are pinky-kids

We depart almost 8am from groom place and reach there about 8.30am. We have 8hingdai car in total, 6 is from school mate...inclussive myself la... when we reaching the brides house we honk as long as we can, as loud as we can...where there is no restriction for doing this...and ppl get angry but cannot do anything...hahha...so, we do choir honking...damn funny lah...i laugh in car...LOL...

All hingdai felt lil' kan-cheong on the tasks but all worried gone when we saw only 4~5jimuis... aiyah...what can they do? The tasks were OK la...

1. Sing a song 1st so that jimuis got time to plan next actions, as usual lorrrr...Singing of cos Alan Voon lorrrr...Jimui requested a song called "Your name, my surname" by Jacky cheung. Dunno who wanna hear this, jimuis or brides? Anyway, bo-chap la...not I sing...well done Alan...bravo bravo!
2. Eat groundnut and use shell(?!) to make a LOVE shape. Must be big big in size...they requested.
3. Plug human hair, the jimui use tweezer to plug hingdais leg's hair, all hingdai hiding behind and no one willing to start, who else? ME lah...is the 1st...and i being shouted at "Dun simply move lah....sei fei chai!"WTF? i become hingdai only leh...dun attack my personally ma...am hurt deeply...SHIT....no lah, joking la...as usual la...I can play one...But at nite, u die...make u drunk, bitch! Then ah Jon bring 1 chair and sit infront of jimui, let them slowly plug hair...Jon even offer them some other part's hair, he strip his pants down and let them plug, but no one dare enuff...YOU THE MAN, JON!
   
4. Eat up all sushi and find the key in it (key replaced by small piece of paper). Of cos, where got so easy? The sushi are full with cilipadi & wasabi...and heck...the sushi is overnight one lorrrr......not fresh lorrrr...
5. Q&A, this another meaning is to make money out of the groom one la...Dunno ask wat kind of question and if wrong gotto pay angpao...this, we hingdais cannot help la...Danny gotto kau tim himself lorrr...
6. Sing a song again, this time infront of brides' room. Danny gotto sing their own "love song" lorrr...we oso cannot help this too...

Then kau tim all, we hingdai can sit a side waiting him to do watever is neccessary. Yum-cha session lorrrr. During the waiting time, I suggested to collect RM10 from each hingdai to buy the wedding car number plate...hahahahah...if strike, we can quit our job and do our business liao!



Dinner @ CONCORDE Hotel, KL. All hingdais wear so simart-simart!




Me & my lovely wife@ Danoey wedding!


my lovely wife & friends (Bottom left: Ah Vian, Top right: Su Yee)


The gunners before firing...damn yao-ying...


Brides & Groom entering the ballroom...


See Randy, WTH u r doing? Faster fire la...


Lovely couple...Congrats mate!

Big Apple Donuts & Coffee

Doughnuts is getting common nowadays...we are not limited to just one Dunkin Doughnut now...in fact there are a few...



There is one famous one in Pavillion KL, i see it myself how long is the Q-ing like...is like the snake game we played in nokia phones when u reaching 1000points...yeah...tat long and S-shape. Kua-cheong? nope at all...too bad i din bring my camera with me...thinking of buying but decided to give-up because of the superbly long Q.

Then, while we are on the way sending vivian going home, brandon suddenly feel like buying some grocery in tesco extra cheras...well, since we are free, we teman him lorrrrr.

Ah vian recommend us to this Big Apple doughnut in tesco. And its only available in tesco cheras & the curve.



We bought one dozen doughnut cost us RM17.00. You guys can try when you have chance to try... ;)



Yummy yummy!



Eat it hot... reheat in microwave for 8secs!

Superbly jammed

I stuck in a traffic jam when I go back KL on last Wednesday. Yeah, i know is normal you caught in a jam...but for me, the places that shouldn't causes traffic jam also affected now. So, feel a lil' angry...but luckily i have my stress ball in car...whenever i feel stress out, i will press at the ball to release tension a bit...hahahhah.

When I was at home polishing my car for my friends wedding, i notice tat car is starting jamming near my house...even a small road in front of my house also congested! My brother caught in jam 3hours from Shah Alam. According to him, roadblocks is everywhere...I wonder what is going on in town. I also heard from friends that there are some protests going on in town...dunno wth is going on...must be big issue...shit!

But then there is nothing in the newspaper...luckily now we have internet...
http://www.asiasentinel.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=863&Itemid=31

感觉瞬间（一）

因有位老同学结婚， 所以我借机放长假，回家去。。。感触很多。

妈妈篇

在家看电视的时候坐在妈妈旁边，意外的发现妈妈剪短了头发，多了很多白发。。。突然感觉心酸。。。岁月开始在她身上放肆留下痕迹。 她看着我长大，抚养我。。。而我却没有留意到她。。。自私的生活。。。多希望那些白发不是因我而长。。。

妈，别再担心了，好吗？

朋友篇

与朋友到KL市区新开的shopping mall逛街。。。KL变了。。。变出了更多的Shopping mall。。。哈哈。。。一群熟悉的脸孔。。。一样的咖啡店。。。一样的装潢。。。不一样的感觉。。。变了样的四周。。。一条再也熟悉不过的街道，再也不熟悉了。

还好，朋友还是老样子！

人情味篇

那天特早醒因为要到政府部门办理一些文件。。。办完以后回家。。。妈妈叫我载她到巴刹去买些东西。。。我当然非常乐意啦，许久未曾去巴刹了。只见妈妈熟练的穿梭在档与档之中。。。我得花点功夫追随着她。。。菜篮装满了妈妈的爱。。。好重哦！平时她是怎么拿的呀？

妈妈走到菜档买番茄时，还问我上次给我的吃完了吗。。。当然吃完了咯！又问我要不要，我说我有买了。。。还没吃！离开菜档时，她还跟我说辣椒特便宜，语毕她就伸手往辣椒堆里挑了两条，放进菜篮里，没算钱。。。完全是在众目睽睽下拿走。。。我看傻了眼，老板也没吭声。。。哈哈。。。佩服啊。。。妈妈，您果然厉害！

巴刹是个富有人情味的地方。。。这点霸市怎么也比不上。。。

Happy Deepavali

I live in Malaysia...a place that live many races here...we got...

1. Chinese,
   
2. Malay,
   
3. Indian,
   
4. Dan lain-lain...

We live in harmony, peacefully...we been taught during school...live in harmony else...learn from history...MAY incident...so, we try our very best to live in harmony...

We have friends from different races, we adapt well, mix well too...Sometimes, i talk to my chinese friend in malay...i just dunno why?! I even use the indian slang to talk when i met indian...is just automatically switch...i dun notice that until my wife told me...hahahaha...

yeah, i have a few indian friends...there is one we call him nasty words he oso wun angry one, he knows we are joking...even, there is another one, self-declared italiano indian... but anyway...i just like to take this oppurtunity to wish all my indian friends...

HAPPY DEEPAVALI !!!!!

This weekend sux

It sux...got sick...Had my bf at melaka raya then when shopping on saturday. Suppose to search for some fitness equipment, but din manage to find a single one in mahkota parade. By then, my body battery suddenly loss up...i felt totaly sick...headache, backache...I din continue to search the thing, by right suppose to go dataran pahlawan to search again...have to cancel the idea as i really cannot tahan dy...

went home sleep till 6pm...wake up take shower...the head is like cracking...so have dinner...which wasted ah dears effort as i have no mood to eat...head is cracking.

went to sleep again 8.30pm, ah dear went out to support hui ying's show...hope i be there too...sorry la...was too tired to move around.

Having sleeping nearly 18hours...at last feel alot better...head still crack sometimes, feeling like hangover...can't really control of my ownself...

dear God, pls gimme power...pls pls pls...feel so rugi sick during weekends....shit!
till then...feeling tired again....ZZZZzzzzzZZZzzZZZZz bye bye...

改變

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有個老魔鬼看到人間的生活過得太幸福了，他說：「我們要去擾亂一下，要不然魔鬼就不存在了。」他先派了一個小魔鬼去擾亂一個農夫。因為他看到那農夫每天辛勤地工作，可是所得卻少得可憐，但他還是那麼快樂，非常知足。

小魔鬼就開始想，要怎樣才能把農夫變壞呢？他就把農夫的田地變得很硬，讓農夫知難而退。那農夫敲半天，做得好辛苦，但他只是休息一下，還是繼續敲，沒有一點抱怨。小魔鬼看到計策失敗，只好摸摸鼻子回去了。

老魔鬼又派了第二個去。第二個小魔鬼想，既然讓他更加辛苦也沒有用，那就拿走他所擁有的東西吧！那小魔鬼就把他午餐的麵包跟水偷走，他想，農夫做得那麼辛苦，又累又餓，卻連麵包跟水都不見了，這下子他一定會暴跳如雷！

農夫又渴又餓地到樹下休息，想不到麵包跟水都不見了！「不曉得是哪個可憐的人比我更需要那塊麵包跟水？
如果這些東西就能讓他得溫飽的話，那就好了。」又失敗了，小魔鬼又棄甲而逃。

老魔鬼覺得奇怪，難道沒有任何辦法能使這農夫變壞？就在這時第三個小魔鬼出來了。他對老魔鬼講：「我有辦法，一定能把他變壞。」

小魔鬼先去跟農夫做朋友，農夫很高興地和他作了朋友。因為魔鬼有預知的能力，他就告訴農夫，明年會有乾旱，教農夫把稻種在濕地上，農夫便照做。結果第二年別人沒有收成，只有農夫的收成滿坑滿谷，他就因此而富裕起來了。

小魔鬼又每年都對農夫說當年適合種什麼，三年下來，這農夫就變得非常富有。

他又教農夫把米拿去釀酒販賣，賺取更多的錢。慢慢地，農夫開始不工作了，靠著經濟販賣的方式，就能獲得大量金錢。

有一天，老魔鬼來了，小魔鬼就告訴老魔鬼說：「您看！我現在要展現我的成果。

這農夫現在已經有豬的血液了。」只見農夫辦了個晚宴，所有富有的人都來參加；喝最好的酒，吃最精美的餐點，還有好多的僕人侍候。他們非常浪費地吃喝，衣裳零亂，醉得不省人事，開始變得像豬一樣癡肥愚蠢。

「您還會看到他身上有著狼的血液。」小魔鬼又說。這時，一個僕人端著葡萄酒出來，不小心跌了一跤。農夫就開始罵他：「你做事這麼不小心！」「唉！主人，我們到現在都沒有吃飯，餓得渾身無力。」「事情沒有做完，你們怎麼可以吃飯！」

老魔鬼見了，高興地對小魔鬼說：「唉！你太了不起！你是怎麼辦到的？」小魔鬼說：「我只不過是讓他擁有比他需要的更多而已，這樣就可以引發他人性中的貪婪。」

心若改變，你的態度跟著改變；
態度改變，你的習慣跟著改變；
習慣改變，你的性格跟著改變；
性格改變，你的人生跟著改變。

第一次看到這個故事，當時只是抱著姑且看看的心態，但在看完後帶給人的震撼，卻絕不是筆墨可以表達、言語可以形容的。這篇文章分享給每一個在為夢想努力奮鬥的你，提醒我們在努力追求夢想的同時，千萬不要忘了最初的本心。

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Jack's home roast chicken

Jack's Home Roast Chicken







Ingredient A (Marinate)

• Ginger - cincai la
• Garlic - cincai la
• Curry powder - cincai la
• Soya sauce - cincai la
• Oyster sauce - cincai la
• Dark soya sauce - cincai la
  

Ingredient

• Chicken wings - 5pieces
  
• Herbs - cincai la
  
• HP steak sauce - cincai la
  

Preparation

1. Marinate chicken wings with ingredient A, store in fridge overnight.
2. Place the chicken wings on stoneware plate, put HP steak sauce on top, and some herbs.
3. Use convection function in microwave, set to 230 degree C, grill it for 30min. Turn the chicken in between.