Ruiten boolocker: Danny weds Zoey

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Danny weds Zoey

~~Sheng-Jee Dou~~

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Congratulations to my brother, Danny Kwan!

11/11/2007, Danny weds Zoey

We(hingdai & groom) need to reach before 8am at brides place. We gathered at groom's house 6.45am and groom went out to tabao breakfast for us...kesian...

After breakfast, all hingdais start to warm-up liao. We joke around, playing around while waiting groom to get ready and start rolling.

We are pinky-kids

We depart almost 8am from groom place and reach there about 8.30am. We have 8hingdai car in total, 6 is from school mate...inclussive myself la... when we reaching the brides house we honk as long as we can, as loud as we can...where there is no restriction for doing this...and ppl get angry but cannot do anything...hahha...so, we do choir honking...damn funny lah...i laugh in car...LOL...

All hingdai felt lil' kan-cheong on the tasks but all worried gone when we saw only 4~5jimuis... aiyah...what can they do? The tasks were OK la...

Sing a song 1st so that jimuis got time to plan next actions, as usual lorrrr...Singing of cos Alan Voon lorrrr...Jimui requested a song called "Your name, my surname" by Jacky cheung. Dunno who wanna hear this, jimuis or brides? Anyway, bo-chap la...not I sing...well done Alan...bravo bravo!
Eat groundnut and use shell(?!) to make a LOVE shape. Must be big big in size...they requested.
Plug human hair, the jimui use tweezer to plug hingdais leg's hair, all hingdai hiding behind and no one willing to start, who else? ME lah...is the 1st...and i being shouted at "Dun simply move lah....sei fei chai!"WTF? i become hingdai only leh...dun attack my personally ma...am hurt deeply...SHIT....no lah, joking la...as usual la...I can play one...But at nite, u die...make u drunk, bitch! Then ah Jon bring 1 chair and sit infront of jimui, let them slowly plug hair...Jon even offer them some other part's hair, he strip his pants down and let them plug, but no one dare enuff...YOU THE MAN, JON!
Eat up all sushi and find the key in it (key replaced by small piece of paper). Of cos, where got so easy? The sushi are full with cilipadi & wasabi...and heck...the sushi is overnight one lorrrr......not fresh lorrrr...
Q&A, this another meaning is to make money out of the groom one la...Dunno ask wat kind of question and if wrong gotto pay angpao...this, we hingdais cannot help la...Danny gotto kau tim himself lorrr...
Sing a song again, this time infront of brides' room. Danny gotto sing their own "love song" lorrr...we oso cannot help this too...

Then kau tim all, we hingdai can sit a side waiting him to do watever is neccessary. Yum-cha session lorrrr. During the waiting time, I suggested to collect RM10 from each hingdai to buy the wedding car number plate...hahahahah...if strike, we can quit our job and do our business liao!