Showing posts with label Funny or Stupid. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny or Stupid. Show all posts
Thursday, April 11, 2013
我看《西游》
我从小就看周星驰的戏长大的。他的无厘头式幽默总能让我开怀大笑。中学时,我们几个男生就会背戏里面的对白,演一演,然后大家就会大笑一番。我还记得每次去金河广场最顶楼(那时的顶楼是卖吃的)吃杂饭,那里的饭堂就一定会播周星驰系列的戏。以前要看很难的。。。VCD难找,DVD又还没面世。我跟朋友们都是一边吃,一边看,一边笑。所以,对白我们熟得很。夸张点可以说倒退来念对白都没问题。
我收集了大部分周星驰电影系列的DVD,到现在我还常常播来看。每一次要到好笑的地方我就先笑了。我老婆都说我白痴,每一套看了几十次,却还会笑,更白痴是,笑点前就开始笑了。但我不以为然。她不会了解每一套星爷的戏背后,都带着鼓舞人心的故事。通常主角是由小人物,慢慢演变成英雄,到最后成功了。如果你没有用心看,你不会发觉的。除了搞笑,整套戏是有教育的成份,总会让你偷窃一笑后,脑筋会想一想。
90年代他最多作品,那时可是巅峰期。2000年后,周先生开始减产了,偶尔来一部。周星驰迷的我一定不会错过观赏咯。一直到长江七号,我觉得不好看了,他没了年轻时那些搞笑。。。那时我想,真可惜啊。人老了,难道就江郎才尽吗?
2013年,他来了一套贺岁片,叫西游-降魔篇。我没有去戏院看,没时间也没机会。其实我不是很感兴趣,原因有两个,第一;我对长江七号太失望了,第二;西游里他没有参与演出。偶然我在youtube里看到,就估且click进去看一下,那片子的quality很差,声音也一样差。
虽然quality很差,我还是把戏看完,我。。。找回了以前的星爷,奇怪是戏里没有他。他的故事跟以前一样,让你猜不透下一步会怎样。一部好电影就是能让观众很想继续看下一秒会发生怎样。这一部《西游》就有这个魔力。他实在是太天才了。不止这样,全部细节都有连贯性。太厉害,太有心机了!比如说,一开始舒淇的手环是她伏魔的武器,她第一眼就爱上了文章,然后就把手环变成戒子送给文章,但被拒绝。直到到最后她给猴精打死了,文章把手环缩小变成戒子穿上。那手环可以自由伸缩,最后变成了金钢圈套在孙悟空的头上。还有一幕,猴精把文章的披头散发硬扯光,我才发现文章演的是唐三藏。我很快就猜到了,这是因为我看惯了星爷的戏。我不得不佩服星爷那颗头脑,天才!细节,连贯都做的太棒了。
这部戏值得看!值得收藏!毕竟好戏不多了。。。 谢谢你,星爷!陪伴我成长!
Tuesday, March 12, 2013
Pony tail boy
He has natural curl hair. A mild one. We seldom cut his hair because the curl will make it look short. Everybody was saying his hair is very nice, beautiful. With this hair, we do not need much attention to comb him, style his hair. It can be natural matt look... hahahahah
Super Cute ~~
there is one day, father & son moment...
he sitting beside me in the car, out of sudden he told me : "papa! look! Mickey mouse!"
i asked him: "where?"
his little index finger was pointing at the windscreen and i thought he was refering to the tissue box where mickey & co were printed on it. but his finger was not pointing it. I asked again :"where is it?"
He said again: "there...mickey mouse!
its actually a mickey mouse shape on the antenna of car infront! At last i found it, and i replied him "oh i saw it, its mickey mouse"
he look at me and said "super cute~~~~~" with both of his hand out
i.....i...i... burst out laughing... how did he know this "super cute~~~~" words...
he is 3.5 yo...
Wednesday, March 7, 2012
Girlfriend
Lately, something cross my mind. Last time my girlfriend will buy a rm199 adidas futsal shoe for me. I love that pair of shoe very much. Not only the "heart" but it can perform, after i wore it on, i can performed so good, score goals, passing with confidence. This is not important, i don't want to talk abt the shoe... i wanna talk about my girlfriend. Ever since she got herself a "promotion", i buy a pair of sandals oso will kena "tiao"... i guess, girlfriend and wife has different job function/job description... =)
But then... i still love you as always lah...
But then... i still love you as always lah...
Friday, May 6, 2011
老婆永远是对的
老婆永远是对的。
如果老婆错了,一定是我想错了。
如果我没想错,一定是我听错了。
如果我没听错,一定是我看错了。
如果我没看错,只要她不认错,那她就没错。
如果她认错了,那么参照第一条。
Tuesday, March 1, 2011
Long hair me!
U gotto be crazy when you have a crazy wife! She likes to turn u into ugly...
This is a wick. Sad sad sad... i m a victim! kesian!
This one is hair extension. Well, i think i look like "Nit Foong" (Ekin Cheng in Storm Rider Movie)
She want to take my photo as well...sigh...siao cha boh!
Thursday, February 24, 2011
Best solution for cracks
Do you still remember that MRR2 having cracks few years ago? The JKR ppl hire some expertise from germany (i think) to solve the issue...
We did not hear abt the cracks anymore, i think they have finally solve the issue once and for all...
They cover it with netting, so, you won't see any cracks happening again. If u cannot see, u will not fear... How come we did not take note of this brilliant idea?!?!
Friday, February 18, 2011
Honest restaurant ever
Recently i came across the most honest restaurant ever. Why say so? because they tell you wat food taste good, wat food isn't.
See the left and right comparison.
Right hand side all thumbs up, taste good!
Left hand side thumbs down, means no good.
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
DIY: Microwave not heating up part II
Update of my microwave...
It is working fine now!
Not my effort, all the parts i replace seems not solving the problem.
So, i dulan... i send it to KHIND service center for checking. Manatau, only few days, the technician kaotime liao. Niasing...
at the end it is this long long white colour thing on the right bottom corner got problem... technician change liao then its working liao.... #$^#!^$^
wasted all my money to replace other parts... dulan sial...
Monday, December 13, 2010
Boss, menu photo manyak different leh!
Had my dinner in station 1 cafe, melaka baru. As usual, dilemma over wat to eat for dinner. Browse thru the menu upside down few times also cannot make decision. At last, i manage to choose pasta. SURFER SEAFOOD SPAGHETTI, RM14.90. Shud be nice, got scallop and big prawn, sluuuurp sluuuuurp!
So, i learn something again today, photos are fake! Dun ever trust photos! Rmb tat photographer!
Manatau come out like tat!!!! i so pity the prawn wei... The tomatoes as big as you wei...
So, i learn something again today, photos are fake! Dun ever trust photos! Rmb tat photographer!
Tuesday, November 23, 2010
What is this?
Monday, November 22, 2010
Online selling your junk
I like to put my junk for sale online if i dun really use them. I can cash out for the junk.
Here is a good example of my wide angle converter lens. Brand Bower. I ask Chang Fong to buy for me in US and it cost me USD37.70, which converted to ringgit, is about RM131.95.
Guess how much i sold online? RM150 FOC shipping! hahahaha.... Yes, got ppl buy...
Well, here is another one... ipodium, i bought in lowyat, and its for my ipod. Too bad the ipod now, its not mine anymore. And the ipod is not ipod also. Why i say tat? because, the ipod is not use as playing music, it serve as an external hdd by ah dear.
*sigh* i cannot use it. So, rather let the speaker sitting in a corner doing nothing, i decided to let it go to someone who really use it.
I put up an ads in mudah and within the same day after the ads is published, i got a sms interested to buy and COD in melaka. Meet up with the guy and its SOLD! Easy!
The sets is pretty new and i only use few times. It can play nokia phones, SE phones, Ipod and PSP. With remote control tat i never use b4.
The guy very interested after seeing the whole sets. Look new and good condition. Of cos la! i dun simply sell things one la, and i dun SKL ppl la, if got problem, i will tell upfront one.
But guess wat? how much i sold? i sold it @RM45. Cheap rite? and guess wat again?! how much i bough? RM50!!! and guess wat again and again? how much selling price now? RM25!!!
I think i can get a new one liao...
Saturday, November 13, 2010
Feel, Touch a Proton Inspira - Review
Ee Jin told me proton has a lancer model launched recently. I said, sure boh, after so many years, our national car maker still buy mitsubishi model? I thought our national car maker have bunch well trained designers?
Well, a lancer with local logo and selling 30% cheaper...why not to have a look? The next day, my colleague send me some pictures.

Picture above showing the difference btw original mitsubishi and proton inspira. To me nothing much different from the picture. Well...ok...
Car brochure photos is very very well taken. Look at the interior. Impressive with the wooden interior rite?
Lets have a look on the outlook. OK, just logo changed. A trademark shape change to an animal. Errrr...nvm... as long as the price is attractive.
The front, oh man... the nose part should be bigger portion in black... "this is not a lancer" again i remind myself.
I went and have a look myself at bachang branch. Showroom car is very well polished and always looks tremendous. As usual, i knock the front lamp, bonet, every metal part of it. The sound of the metal....is just...sounds....not right.... it's "kuang kuang" sound i told my colleague after my visit. Means not solid, very thin layer feel.
The auto transmission one is crowded with visitors, so, i turn to 1.8 manual transmission. I go inside the driver seat. Well, i quite like it. The dashboard is cool, front interior is cool and spacious. I adjusted to my normal driving position and went to the back seats. The legroom is spacious. I love it. Then came a malay guy sitting next to me. Well, 2 persons at the back is comfort. But then, i told the fella, if another person sitting in the middle, tat would be sempit lah, he agreed. The middle seat had no place for your leg, there is a "lump". So, not comfort at all.
Then the malay guy added, "wow, the seat lembut lah, persona nye keras, ini OK!" I did not agree and just have a smile back. I was thinking, the seat is lousy, it is not solid at all, to me, its wrapped with some cheap sponge. When i sit in, i was sunk in, i dun like it. It does not support me and my butt.
Carboot portion, the brochure shows 4 pcs of luggage can be fitted. Else a mountain bicycle can be inserted with back seat incline to give space. When i open up and see... different story. I dun think it can fit a mountain bike lorrrr, mebbe my boy's bike la... in a magnifying view. There is one "palang" inside the carboot, this palang makes it worst. It is not spacious to me. Spare tyre is not sports rim.
Car tyre is 16" continental. OK la...
Engine are mivec, according to them, 1st batch with limited qty are using MIVEC engine. MIVEC is from mitsubishi motors. They only tune with proton/lotus. Well, but still a mivec. Impressive. Only limited, dun be fooled, after 2nd and the rest, no more MIVEC. So, if you buying one, pls chk properly. The salesman might sinkalan u.
Then i proceed to take a piece of price list and see.
The price:
- 1.8 MT (E)- RM78,999.00
- 1.8 CVT AT (E) - RM84,999.00
- 2.0 CVT (P) - RM91,999.00
Let's see some simple calculation.
10% deposit, loan amount 90%, 7years loan, u need to pay from 1000~1250 per month. 9years loan, 880~1000.
Well, u sendiri think la, see worth it or not la. I told my fren, i actually dun like a proton, so, my review are all negative one. Why? because i know tat the car price export to other country are cheaper we malaysian buy in malaysia. Means, we malaysian is paying the price to other country. Which this disgust me alot.
I even joke with him, the price u pay for, does this free you from one hand holding steering, one hand holding money to pay toll, and try to make another hand to push down ur window, after paid the toll, one hand on steering, one hand try to push the window back. I dun even wanna mention how is the scenario if you driving a manual transmission, gear, clutch, accelerator. U need "Paul" to handle a proton car, rite? How about the odometer, which like to go up and down suka-suka one.
I advise him, with the money you pay, u rather get a TOYOTA VIOS or HONDA CITY, yeah, i know, 1.5cc, who cares? These car are so reliable and give you problem free. I dun simply say one, look at my car *touch wood*, i bought 2003, i finished my loan in 5years, i used to paid RM1170 per month which lead me to hell life. But then, after i finished, the car still give me same performance. I dun need to push my window up or down. I dun have any problem with it after almost 8years?!?!
Well, you see, you heard, you sendiri go and feel and think what i say here are true or not. =)
Malaysia BOLEH! Proton BOLEH! We BOLEH!
*This is my 1st car review in this blog and damn! a very negative one...hahaha*
Wednesday, November 10, 2010
DIY: Microwave not heating up
My mircowave is running but it is not heating up. Why? As usual, as a SinKaLan, i do some online search for solution or possible rootcause.

And i found... possible rootcause... the article says, you will hear a loud buzzing sound, ur tray is turning, fan is working, but the food isn't heating up at all. This could be due to malfunction of these 2 parts below.
1) Malfunction Diode.
2) Malfunction High Voltage Capacitor.
Hmmmm...That was easy, so, i continue to read and search for the parts replacement. I goto the brands website, its a malaysian company, so, i did not take much sweat to get their CS contact. Wrote them emails and provide them my microwave model, together with the parts brief description and photos.
Not awhile, they replied and they will send the parts to Melaka branch, all i need to do is collect from there. Well... the price for both item is less than RM30. This is cheap i think! if i were to send for electrician to repair, it may cause few hundreds.

Right: High voltage capacitor

Above is the replacement. I am so eager to replace it. It took me 10min for the replacement. I continue to re-assemble back the casing and let it test to see whether it works or not.
Ah dear was scared the microwave might explode and ask me to test it outside... Ceh! look down on me... i told her, i just unplug few wire, take out the part, put back the same part from same manufacturing and put back the wire... how can it "bomb"?
I then proceed to test it. On the switch, no explosion, OK...wat next? put in a cup of water, heat it up for a minute and we shall see the results already.
I pressed "1", "0", "0"... on the panel...then start button. This means cook it for a minute.
3......
2......
1......
the timer stops... after spinning for a minute.
I open the door and take out my cup and try to have a sip...
OMG!!!! (u guess it wrong...)
it din work out...niasing!!! Ah dear was laughing in the living room... WTF?!?!?! Dun give face to me. With very much disappointment, i went upstairs and online reading again.
Yuan Lai.... (原来...)
I have missed out the 3rd possible rootcause.. i.e the magnetron. YES, magnetron, not megatron in transformer, well, yeah, some ppl also call it transformer la... eh...not the one u imagine one la.
So, wat is the next step? i need to open up again, detach the part, order again lorrrr... i hope this will not cost me much la. pls pls pls...
Yeah, pls call me Mr. Singalingam...
Tuesday, November 2, 2010
What happen to our bahasa?!
I really dunno wat happen to our national language. Sometimes, i even feel a waste of effort and time to learn it.
WHY? See picture below...

Gerenti?!?!?! WTF?!?!?! Gerenti=Guarantee in english. Why must all our bahasa need to sounds like english? Why we just plug it from english? I thought we have a word call "Jamin"!
Not only this word, this apply to many others words being direct translate from english. If you are aware, u will know what am i talking or bitching abt.
It makes me feel, i totally waste my effort, my time to learn all this words/language. In the end they just imitate or plug it from english.
Why is this happening? GLOBALISASI??? (globalization) i am too disappointed with our ministry. What my child going to learn in the future?
Pls wake up and follow back your tradition! We are Malaysian, 1 Malaysia!!!
Monday, November 1, 2010
Jedric the red lips clown
He found his long lost "companion" (pacifier) in his masak-masak basket. Without 2nd thought, he put it into his mouth and start sucking. It was so funny when i see this situation.
I dunno why he does that. He sendiri abandon this pacifier when he is 9-10 months old. We gave him tat time but he refuse to suck on it.
After several months, he found it, and he love sucking on it. I try to pull it out but he hold it very tight. Well, i leave him alone to continue play with it. Not awhile, it was being abandon anyway.
I really dunno why, i dunno how to explain. I find it very funny and i laugh out loud. He is trying to be a big red lips clown ah?!
This my boy, is just too funny and adorable...isn't it?
Monday, October 11, 2010
Who need a good amplifier?
I am not a boom boom guy. So, u wun get boom boom in my car.

I m not willing to spent few thousand ringgit for a car speaker, amplifier, or CD changer. I just dun...just not interested.
But lately i got a new gadget, its uses USB thumb drive to play ur music. Dun need a CD anymore. It can play many many songs, ur favourite tunes, in a USB thumb drive. It only cost me RM10. Wow! with this, who else need a CD changer tat cost thousands?!?!
So now, i can put all my favourite artists into one folder and play their songs, without changing CD. All in a thumb drive.
Oh yeah, let me briefly introduce how it works. It actually a transmitter using radio frequency. It transmit the songs out and ur original car audio will received, and plays it. !st of all, u need to sync both frequency to same channel.
I am so happy with my car audio system now... i can boom boom now looooo....
Friday, October 8, 2010
We accept mistake n-times
Which way? Which side? where? where? where?
Wrong already? ah nvm, rub it off and draw again la... dun worry, we are in m'sia, we accept mistake many many times.
Wrong already? ah nvm, we can make again. Dun need to think, dun need to plan. nobody will complain or make noise one la.

Above is my feeling after seeing all these markings on the road. Pathetic right?
Thursday, September 23, 2010
你是我兄弟吗?
很棒,很搞笑的一片关于兄弟情的故事。
看完后我心想。。。兄弟别靠害,好吗?哈哈。。。
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她老公打電話給她最好的 10 個朋友,沒有一個知道這件事!
一個男人有一晚沒回家,隔天他跟老婆說他睡在一個好兄弟那邊。
他老婆打電話給他最好的 10 個朋友,有 8 個兄弟回答說他老公昨天睡在他們家...
還有 2 個說她老公還在他那!
某網友的回應 :
昨晚把此文章給我老婆看,沒想到她興致大發,
立刻打電話給我朋友問我是否在他們那裡?
結果可想而知,再次論證了上述觀點!
更離譜的是有一個哥兒們竟然說我在他家喝醉了,正睡著呢!
還問我老婆要不要喊我起來! 接電話?
在掛了電話後,那哥兒們馬上打給我;一接通沒等我說話就大喊
"幹!!!(男人開頭問候語一定要加的) 你在哪!?快回家吧!你老婆找你!我說你在我家喝醉了...
回去前別忘了先喝酒!" 掛掉電話後,我看著老婆默默無語 .....@#$%&*....
這證明了.... 男人真是情義相挺啊!
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
老古董thumb drive

太扯了吧!我坏掉的128MB老古董thumb drive,原来是掉了一颗resistor,把它solder 回去,它竟然复活了!我真的快笑爆嘴了!

就是这个老古董。是一位前老板送我的,Eddy Guo!
它呀,可是陪我写出很多的部落格哦。当我开始写部落格的时候,它帮忙我储存照片。然后回到公司上载。(因为那时候我家可没有internet哦)
久而久之,随着时代的进步与科技的发达,它渐渐的被更大容量的thumbdrive给取代了。那时候,我买了支2GB,要我RM60。现在,2GB才卖RM20。而我现在有了支8GB的,好大,好好使!
好吧,现在它复活了,我可以把它储存一两张图片吧,当作transfer用咯。
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